Best app I ever bought 2h ago
★★★★★ gpu_poor_42
Downloaded it once, now I own 14 GPUs and a jacket. Not sure how. Saved so much money.
Jensen Huang
Leather Jacket & GPU Simulator
In-App
Purchases
Purchases
What’s New
Version 5090.12h ago
Fixed a bug where the jacket could be rendered in a colour other than black.
5090.0 — Added “The more you buy, the more you save” as a system-wide notification.
4090.2 — Keynote now lasts 2h 14m by default. Cannot be shortened.
4090.1 — Removed the “Wait for the next generation” button (never used).
3090.0 — First release. Sold out before launch.
Preview
Keynote Mode™
2h 14m
Remaining
“Two more things.”
Jacket Settings
Leather jacket
Colour: Black
Other colours
Remove jacket
Some settings are managed by NVIDIA.
Buy More, Save More
$4T
Market cap, refreshed every second
1× RTX 5090 · $1,999
10× RTX 5090 · $19,990
You saved: $0.00
Signature Mode
Point your camera at any object
Signed ✍️
Works on GPUs, laptops, and one (1) human chest so far.
Jensen Huang is the world’s first CEO available as a native iOS app. Tap GET to install a leather-clad executive who tells you, every time you open your wallet, that the more you buy, the more you save. Features include a 2-hour keynote you cannot skip, live market-cap wallpaper, a Jacket Settings screen with exactly one enabled colour, and Signature Mode, which signs whatever you point your camera at. Requires CUDA. Not compatible with AMD. Battery usage: 700 W.
Ratings & Reviews
Battery drain 1d ago
★★★★★ MacBook_Air_User
Phone hit 90°C during the keynote screenshot. Five stars, that’s how you know it’s working.
Where is the AMD version 3d ago
★★★★★ lisa_su_fan
Support said “there is no AMD version” and then sent me a jacket. Still five stars.
Keynote will not end 1w ago
★★★★★ dev_from_sf
Opened the app at GTC. It is now Tuesday. He is still talking about tokens. My family misses me.
Signed my laptop 2w ago
★★★★★ denny_regular
Signature Mode signed my ThinkPad, my dog, and the waiter. Waiter seemed happy.
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App Privacy
The developer, NVIDIA Corporation, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.
Data Used to Track You
- Purchases
- Usage Data
- Your Jacket Size
Data Linked to You
- Financial Info
- Contacts
- Everything You Compute
Information
SellerNVIDIA Corporation
Size1.2 TB (VRAM)
CategoryFinance / Fashion
iPhone: Requires iOS 18 or later and a 700 W adapter.
Mac: Not compatible.
Apple Watch: Do not.
Mac: Not compatible.
Apple Watch: Do not.
LanguagesEnglish, CUDA, PowerPoint
Age Rating17+ Frequent/Intense GPUs
RTX 5090 Skin$1,999.00
RTX 5090 Skin (in stock)$3,499.00
Skip KeynoteNot available
Second Jacket$0.00 (mandatory)
H100 (Monthly)$29,999.99/mo
Remove “Buy More, Save More” notifications$4,000,000,000,000.00
Power Draw700 W
Copyright© Denny’s, 1993
Privacy PolicyThe app may collect: everything you compute.
Supports
Family Sharing
Up to six family members can share this app. All six will buy a GPU.
Game Center
Leaderboard: market cap.
Parody. Not affiliated with NVIDIA, Apple, or any leather jacket.
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